I’m at my grandparent’s and my granny just came up to me and told me ‘close your eyes and stick out your tongue’ and I did thinking it would be something delicious like chocolate but it was an olive and I fucking hate olives, so I pretended to chew and then swallowed it fucking whole and I don’t think I’ve ever done anything so metal in my life
I find it really scary that not everyone I know is going to die of old age. Some will get into accidents, some will get sick, some might encounter deaths by other beings, and some might even die by their own hand. And that terrifies me.
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family” He said people never knew how to respond
Natasha walking through the Avengers tower with her angry face on and Clint thrown over her shoulder fireman style she just storms past everyone and no one speaks Clint just hangs there and sadly waves to everyone as they pass
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION