1. Must always post rules 2. Answer the 11 questions given to you 3. Create new 11 new questions 4. Tag 11 people 5. Let them know that they have been tagged
Your first fandom ever, before you knew what a fandom was
Back before I knew what a fandom was… probably the famous fives, when I was REALLY young. I would pretend that they’d recruited me to go adventuring with them and stuff like that.
Are you an art human? Do you art?
Skulduggery Pleasant, yey or nay?YEY!
Do you write? If so (And if you’re comfortable with it) Pretty please a small section of ur writing? Yeah, I like writing. Um, a recent bit of dialogue that I was pretty pleased with “answer my fucking question or I will disembowel you and string up your innards like the universe’s tackiest bunting.” I’m a normal human being…
What was the last theatre production you went to see? I saw the best beatboxer in England the other day, which was really cool! And in January I’m going to see the Alice in Wonderland ballet at the royal Opera House, which I’m SO excited for
Honest opinions on Harley Quinn and The Joker’s relationship. I fuckin love it. I love the Harley Quinn comics, and I think their relationship is adorable (though I do also like Harley/ Green Ivy)
How can you refuse? I can’t; I must accept the fate that has been chosen for me.
Have you smiled today? If not pls do. :D:D:D:D
Was that last question too cheesy? … :D:D:D:D
How long have you been on tumblr? This is where I need the gif from the old lady in Titanic- like, ‘it’s been yeeaaars’ (but seriously, like 2, 2 1/2)
What is your main fandom and how long have you been a part of it? Atm, I’m really into Homestuck, and not really that long- less than a year. I started reading it after the gigapause began. That aside, I just finished the last Heroes of Olympus book, and I think I died a little :’)
Okay, like hell I can be bothered to tag a whole 11 people! I’ll tag orthoplex, cakewithwings, carwashedcat, princessfreia, siriusbrightstar and maybeimalittledifferent.
How many places have you lived? All in the same country, or have you moved around?
You ‘avin a giggle mate?
Was the baked alaska in Great British Bakeoff sabotaged?
Which ship will be the death of you?
What was your favourite book as a kid?
Who’s worse- Umbridge (from Harry Potter), Joffrey (from Game of Thrones) or Octavian (from Heroes of Olympus)
Which show do you REALLY WANT to watch, but you haven’t gotten round to it yet?
Your least favourite fashion/ clothing related thing?
One pretty unknown song that you think deserves WAY MORE recognition than it gets.
Do you believe in soulmates?
What’s your best brew? (tea, of course, no coffee around here)
i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts
"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."
Socialism:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism:You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation:You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation:You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation:You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture:'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism:You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist:You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism:You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation:You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation:You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia:You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA:You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat:You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie:You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney:You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler:You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice:You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation:You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr:You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr:I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale:You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston:You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil:You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves:You had two cows but now they're on fire.
Bilbo Baggins:You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows:The shit you go through.
This post:Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights